Shorter Candidates

By Cernig Atrios, only simplifying a little, has the shorter version of the Dem frontrunners' campaigns: Obama: The system sucks, but I'm so awesome that it'll melt away before me. Edwards: The system sucks, and we're gonna have to fight like hell to destroy it. Clinton: The system sucks, and I know how to work within it more than anyone. So here's the rest of the list as I see it: Chris Dodd: The system sucks and I'm actually doing something about it. Kucinick/Gavel: Hey, we're over here on the Left, but the media sucks. And over at the GOP camp: Rudy G: Noun, verb, 9/11 - where's my balcony? Romney: What would you like me to believe? Huckabee: Why's that Devil-worshipper talking about faith? Fred: I suck. Ron Paul: Thar's gold in them thar crazies! McCain: At least I'm not crazy. Next up - the campaign theme songs each should have. Suggestions in comments please. So far, I've got Rudy with "Deutchland, Uber Alles" and Mitt with "I'm a Barbie Girl"...