If I only had a...

by shamanic

Anyone notice some vital organs missing from Mark Steyn's fantasy Republican nominee?

If I could just sneak out in the middle of the night and saw off Rudy Giuliani's strong right arm and John McCain's ramrod back and Mitt Romney's fabulous hair and stitch them all together in Baron von Frankenstein's laboratory with the help of some neck bolts, we'd have the perfect Republican nominee.

But hey, at least he wants a President with great hair.