Am I to believe that there's no connection between Charles Schumer on Friday saying that he would never appoint, or never, excuse me, approve another Bush appointment to the court, to any court? And then the chief justice suffers a so-called seizure two days later? You're telling me there's no possibility of a conspiracy by the Democrats to have caused this seizure in some manner? Tell me that it's not possible. Tell me that the stakes are not so high that the liberals -- who've finally lost the court after 50 years -- that they would stop short of anything like this. Tell me it's not possible, and I'll tell you you're a liar.
And people are sending me the tin foil hats?
He conjectures that the Democrats spiked his food with something to cause the seizure. Funny, I thought it was Ann Coulter that advocated poisoning SCOTUS judges. If his food was somehow poisoned, it would more likely be a disgruntled member of Coulter's fan base. I hear the anti-choice extremists were pretty pissed off about the abortion decision.
[h/t Jules Siegel]