Greetings from the Ministry of Truth

By Libby

Good news for occupation supporters and other GOP loyalists. Inner Party spokesmouth Tony Snow, on a conference call with Outer Party bloggers assured them that the truthiness about Iraq is going to be easier to find now.

Snow says he's going to put up slides, video, and audio on new screens behind him during the daily press briefing. "We're not gonna spin, but we're going to provide real hard data."

Rumor has it the first screens will prominently feature the slogans "War is Peace; Freedom is Slavery; Ignorance is Strength" against a backdrop of smiling Iraqis holding flowers and throwing sweets.