Britain Has Racier Scandals

While America is abuzz with the ongoing revelations of the US Attorney Purge, Britain has some far racier scandals going on.

First there's the very real prospect of Tony Blair being the first ever Prime Minister being led from No.10 in handcuffs, over a scandal involving swapping campaign contributions for peerages (far more bankable than a measly ambassadorship to Belgium). He's already been interviewed by cops twice and the investigation is ongoing.

Now, the Scottish MP who first blew the whistle on Blair's shennanigans has been forced to admit a three-in-a-bed drunken romp with two teenage schoolgirls from a Scottish folk band. One of the girls involved was underage to be drinking at the time under UK law and is the daughter of a chaplain to the Queen!

For sheer sleaze quality, that's even got The Clenis beat! Yet I know my American pals are proud that America leads the world in everything, even political scandal. So c'mon Josh - can't you find anything linking Purgegate to Duke and Foggy's prostitutes?