Tuesday, August 02, 2005

Shorter Bush And Bolton

1)The Left - Bolton's a nutcase and Bush is an
undemocratic bastard.

2)The Center - Bolton's probably the wrong guy and
Bush is undemocratic. (If there are any centrists who think Bolton is the right guy for the job but Bush shouldn't have been in such a rush to make a recess appointment, they aren't being vocal about it.)

3) The Right - Bush is a genius, Bolton is the man to
dismantle the UN.

Look, I know this is important and it's happening now. I just don't think you want to read yet another pundit attempting to find a new way to flagellate a deceased equine quadruped.

For the many ways in which both MSM and bloggers have tried to turn a 50 word story into a 500 word one, see memeorandum's links for yesterday.

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