John McCain has a Mad Mullah problem. He's got John "Get the Jews To Israel so we can have Armaggedon" Hagee and now Ohio televangelist Rev. Rod Parsley who McCain has called his "spiritual guide". Parsley thinks Mohammed was a demon and that America was founded to destroy Islam.
Barrack Obama has a Mad Mullah problem too. The Rev. Jeremiah Wright, Obama’s pastor for the last 20 years and someone Obama has described as his "mentor" (in religious terms, that's like a spiritual guide, right?) thinks blacks should sing "God Damn America".
And Hillary Clinton's a member of a secretive Christian group comprising mostly conservative Evangelists who want to bring Jesus back into Washington - which sounds awfully Dominionist to me and accords perfectly with her Republican Christian college days.
You gotta watch those Mad Mullahs. You think it’s a religion of peace and then next thing you know, whoops Apocalypse! (/snark)