The reason I love reading IOZ is that no-one else can create snark that flows like finest wine and reads like Wilde come to the 21st century. But when he lands a punch, oh boy does it hurt.
Our government is desperate to deploy ever more preposterous devices in order to prevent another 9/11 by detecting dangerous items that have nothing to do with the way 9/11 was carried out. Turns out that only required locks on cockpit doors, which means that we could have avoided the TSA and Homeland Security and the thousand perversions of this late, security-state, global-gulag America for the cost of a Lowe's gift card. Think on that, if you will.I bet IOZ would hate Norfolk.