State of the Union analysis

I did not watch the State of the Union last night due to the combination of feeling like there was a small oompa band in my sinuses that was horrendously out of key and off beat, indifference and enjoying the first season of Psyche on DVD with my wife. However another Pittsburgh blogger saw a good reason to drown his sorrows in bourbon and provided the analysis. Enjoy the Angry Drunk Bureaucrat's textual analysis of the SOTU.