First they came for the tell-all authors

By Libby

Via Jurassicpork, a disturbing wrinkle in an old story. I apparently missed it when this all came out in May, but Leola McConnell, a professional dominatrix wrote a book, Lustful Utterances, in which she revealed that our own little president was not only fond of feeling the sting of a whip across his backside now and then, but also indulged in a homosexual relationship in his younger days. That's the old news.

The disturbing part is Ms. McConnell has been missing for three weeks and no one seems to know what happened to her. One can only hope this is a publicity ploy of some kind to drum up interest in the book, but still, at a time when bridge players are accused of treason for announcing they didn't vote for our self-appointed King and his highness wields the power to snatch any citizen off the street as an 'enemy combatant,' I'm a little worried about Leola's safety. This is one disappearance I wouldn't mind seeing the media turn into a circus.