Satan's Mother-in-Law

By Cernig

Who knew?

every sentient being in the universe is doomed to have at least one person whose expectations they will never meet, and who will render them a helpless lump regardless of how powerful they are. Even the Other Guy has one though she doesn't visit him often out of general respect.

Satan's on the other hand, visits often. Her name is Gladys.

My good friend Kyle hits a Douglas Adams moment as he explains why only Satan's mom-in-law would think Tom Tancredo is a good Christian.

(Seriously, Kyle, they say everyone has one book in them - this stuff could be yours.)