every sentient being in the universe is doomed to have at least one person whose expectations they will never meet, and who will render them a helpless lump regardless of how powerful they are. Even the Other Guy has one though she doesn't visit him often out of general respect.My good friend Kyle hits a Douglas Adams moment as he explains why only Satan's mom-in-law would think Tom Tancredo is a good Christian.
Satan's on the other hand, visits often. Her name is Gladys.
(Seriously, Kyle, they say everyone has one book in them - this stuff could be yours.)