Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Wingnut Links NH Floods To DaVinci Code Author

I kid you not! Some moron is trying to suggest Jesus flooded out the whole NorthEast just to get back at Dan Brown for suggesting he (Jesus) was playing 'hide the sausage' with the Magdelene!

Here's the entirety of the commentary by J. James Estrada at wingnut internet rag The American Daily:
Have you seen one of these headlines during the week?

New England hit by biblical flood
New England Sees Worst Floods in 70 Years
Rainfall submerges parts of New England

Isn’t New England the birthplace of Da Vinci Code Author Dan Brown? And didn’t that movie debut this week at the Cannes Film Festival (where it was flooded with negative reviews)? It did. It also opens this week all across the U.S.

Coincidence?
Amazing, eh? This paragon of christian conservative idiocy, we are told,
is a political writer, song writer, speaker and columnist. A native New Yorker and first generation American, he now lives in Arizona. His evangelical “good sense” can currently be found on the internet, on the opinion pages of the Arizona Republic and in Charisma magazine.
He now follows in the steps of other great evangelists who have asserted that their avowed Supreme Being has a penchant for petty vengence that involves laying waste to entire regions to get at some small number of supposed heretics. Hardly how I would want MY God or Goddess to act.

If I wasn't already pagan it would be enough to make me an atheist. (/snark)

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