Political Fib of the Day - Condi's Gotta Have Friends

Condi and her bestest "no better friend" share a tender moment

The New York Times today reported that Condi's favourite speech seems to include the Xeroxed line "We have no better friend than (Insert Country Name Here)." So far, Jordan, Greece, Italy, Singapore, Australia and Britain have been accorded the honor of America's bestest friend. After that, says Earl, today's fib just wrote itself.

Good
Friends
Can Be
Hard to Find
But Secretary
Of State Rice Finds Them Everywhere