Terrorism; Drug Dealers; Partial Birth Abortions; Atheism; Home Invasion Robberies; Kiddie Rapists; Serial Killers; Nuclear Weapons; and now... Zombies?
That's right, boys and girls, our terrorism paranoia has resulted in an 18 year old boy being brought up on charges of terrorism for the heinous act of writing a short story about Zombies taking over a high school.
This kid is a menace. An obvious threat to national security and soccer moms everywhere. Hide your puppies and your Blackberries because the zombie man is coming to town.
Now if everyone would just please join me in a solumn moment of WHAT THE FUCK?
This would all be funny if the authorities, after discovering that the writings in question were fiction, were like, "oops, my bad." But where the truly scary thing comes into play is that even after this kid has explained the writings, and even after lots of his friends have come to his defense, the authorities are persisting in prosecuting William Poole.And who says we don't have free speech? Start buying stock in Victory Vodka now...
Mr. M
1 comment:
If they're going to go after this kid, they better go after all the script writers for Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
This is so far beyond absurd!
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